He cheats with bbw in fishnets on the pool table

Oi! What are you doing?

I'm just, er, well, I saw an advert for a pool competition...

Er, hold on, you were meant to be helping me on the DIY in the house.

Well, well, let me tell you, I just saw an advert for a pool competition and it's a lot of money.

I'm getting some pool lessons. I mean, the prize money's £5,000.