Crashing at her house comes with additional fees in the form of lesbian sex filled with butt licking

Thanks for letting me crash.

Well, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I am a little gloating a little bit.

I know you are.

She's crazy. I don't know what to do, man.

Well, worse than that, she's straight. I mean, I told you that, and you thought you could fix it, but...