jerk off instructions

Hey baby, I got a surprise for you. Now I'm doing something for you that I know

that you really like but since I'm all the way over here in college and I know

that I can't do it technically to you I got a little better surprise but you're

gonna have to use your imagination with me but I don't think it's gonna be hard

because you know and I know I'm really good at what I'm about to do but don't