I will train your ass with this toy before you take the real

Well, I've got my lingerie on, but you... you need to get ready.

And yes, I got this polka dot specifically with you in mind, because you look like a

polka dot kind of bitch.

You would probably look as girly and retarded as any queer I've ever seen.

Now, the part that I look forward to the most is not just the pretty bows, but what about